Just now reading Stuff, you can't escape the embarrassing conclusion that Tom Cruise is a fucking idiot.

Cruise plans underground bunker

Tom Cruise is allegedly planning to build a bunker underneath his house in preparation for the end of the world. The Top Gun star, who is a devout follower of Scientology, is said to believe evil intergalactic ruler Xenu will attack Earth and so has designed a place to hide underneath his Colorado mansion.

Tom Cruise fumes over inappropriate fart

Hollywood star Tom Cruise was left furious after a crew member on his latest film set passed wind during a minute's silence. The actor - who is shooting World War II drama Valkyrie in Berlin - had paused filming to honour the anti-Nazi heroes portrayed in the movie when one employee decided to break wind during the tribute.

And get this:

The silence* was filmed and now Cruise and the producers will go through the footage to identify the culprit, who is likely to be fired.

Fuck me, what a gimp.

He also makes unwatchable films that might otherwise have been bearable. And as for what he's done to that sweet little angel Katie Holmes; doesn't bear thinking about.



* should that be "silence"? cos apparently it wasn't, y'know, silent.

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